padeemasisit

padeemasist:an annoying brat thing or person

That Ice cream thats melting in my hand is a PADEEMASIST!
My computer isnt working such a PADEEMASIST!

Padeemasisit:a word that means brat

by anonymous December 4, 2020

pagers

Pagers, a phrase invented by the gods to mean that was awesome, often mistaken for 'poggers' but is a term to describe something more shocking than that of which you would use the phrase 'poggers'

I didn't know you could do a somersault, holy shit thats pagers!

by Strongieeee January 17, 2021

paedertail

Pony tail worn by middle to late age creepy looking guy.

I saw a creepy looking guy with a paedertail walking down the street this morning. (See pedertail)

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Padria

A girl that you can’t have twice. You can only have one Padria. She’s the most beautiful,kind,wonderful girl you’ll ever met in your life.Somehow,they have the fattest butt(just saying;)

Padria: I love you

Guy:Not me

Moment later;
Guys :I’m sorry Padria I messed up

Padria :Sorry not sorry but there’s not other chances

by Padrioo April 19, 2021

Pager

A rager in one’s pussy

Roxy had the best Saturday night when it ended with an epic pager!

by The BPs May 7, 2021

Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™️ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

person: oh hey what's up
you: The FitnessGram™️ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by yu fweuhwfguhjwgr May 16, 2021

padenis

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021