paddidas

The hairless area found on the scrotum of every adult male; may be the male G-spot

If I masturbate and rub my paddidas, it makes me splooge immediately and extensively.

by P. Ddidas February 6, 2004

paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank

John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe

by Jizzl September 18, 2014

ass paddle

one who has worth equal to that of an ass being paddled.

Nice shot ass paddle...

by hermo9er November 18, 2006

St. Paddy's Day

The another way of saying St. Patrick's Day,but it should not be confused with St. Patty's Day which a completly incorrect way and usually offends people of Ireland or of Irish decent

Nick:Happy St.patty's Day

Jordan:dude you're wrong is Happy St. Paddy's Day
Nick:

by Chlorofluorocarbon Genius March 18, 2015

Plastic Paddy

Plastic Paddy, A son or daughter born to an irish man or woman abroad, who reside in the home country there all there life but still consider themselves fully irish. Also any player that plays for Republic of Ireland football. See Matt Holland captain of Irish Football

That Fukin Plastic Paddy could'nt kick snow of a fukin rope

by King Geogre the 5th March 8, 2004

paddedpus

When you're gf has a huge padd wen she got hur period and keeps making sounds like *squish* and sounds like a plastic bag

Ami got hit in the paddedpus, by chris. It sounded like a plastic bag

Ants is a Poo poo

by Pandabutt-xx September 10, 2009

padded toe

(noun)- the "toe" created by a maxi pad showing through stretch pants, or other tight pants.

Wow that girl had a brutal padded toe. or Why was that girl wearing stretch pants and a maxi pad with such an amazing, spellbinding padded toe?

by cold_hades June 10, 2010