P-ring

when you sit down and your asshole touches a surface and leaves a ring of poo on that surface.

Ned from the nudist colony kept leaving P-rings everywhere.

by fartknocker_buttmunch June 6, 2011

ping

see pong

by god January 31, 2003

pringle tube

The ~1 foot tall, ~2.5 inches tall cylindrical tube that Pringles come in. Can also easily be converted into a Masturbation Tool when desperate.

I use this Pringle Tube to masturbate

by Penis September 13, 2003

Pringlelingus

The act performed on a can of Pringles when pouring the chips directly from the can into your mouth; especially when using your tongue to get the last few pieces.

Stoner 1 - "Dude, I have a serious case of the munchies!"

Stoner 2 - "Dude, I know! That's the third can you've performed Pringlelingus on."

by ShaneDawg69 June 7, 2013

PING!

When the pressure placed on a button is just before the breaking point. If there is a thread failure, when the button comes off, the noise it makes is similar to a ricochet of a bullet.... PING!. Usually found on pants that are WAY too tight, or well endowed women (usually followed or proceeded by Eee-Rrr if it is on a tight shirt.

Worker #1: Wow, check it out!!! Eee-Rrr, Eee-Rrr. PING!.
Worker #2: Tell me about it. Better get the safety glasses on in case that top botton comes loose.
Worker #1: Fuck that, get the body armor out!!!!

by Frainslug February 28, 2006

pringle

Pringle

Sexual move involving the act of having sex with a condom made out of bubble wrap

Hey Roger let do the Pringle!

Once you pop you cant stop

Fantastic

by RectalDiamonds June 6, 2011

Pingas

Somewhat outdated internet slang for penis.

Origin: A 90s cartoon called "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" was well known and often mocked for being a kid-friendly, slapstick comedy series about the famous video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. However, despite constant accusations that the show was aimed at five year olds, the show's writers did occasionally sneak in sexual humor, including jokes about breasts and lubricant.

This particular word stems from one of the most famous of these gags, where bumbling robots Scratch and Grounder being discovered by Dr. Ivo Robotnik while eavesdropping on a private conversation. Robotnik then says, "Snooping as usual, I see?" in a way that sounds remarkably like "Snoo penis usual, I see?" Because the syllables "Ping as" are used to make "Penis," YouTube Poop creators begain to use them as a single word both to add dick jokes to their videos and to get by YouTube censors.

With the recent popularity of the similar Painis, use of "Pingas" has began to drop.

"Why are ancient statues of guys always showing off their pingas?"

"Your drawing is OK, but pingas is not big enough."

by PokeyMan November 27, 2011