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Post gym pre shower 

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.
"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.
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People of opposite sex sharing living quarters. A former category that you could be in a US Census.
"There's nothing that I wouldn't do
If you would be my POSSLQ"

-Charles Osgood
POSSLQ by yanksfan61293 December 9, 2008

postdoc-osphere

A term to describe the realm of short term university appointments inhabited by postdocs.
"Did he get that professor job."

"No way dude, now he's applying for another post-doc. I wonder if he'll be be spending his whole life in the

postdoc-osphere."

Post Weekend Depression

Feeling low and depressed on a Monday after a weekend of drinking and partying.
Joe: What's wrong man? You're not yourself today.

Steve: Just suffering from post weekend depression, I'll be fine by Saturday..

post wank guilt 

that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
post wank guilt by ally del blanny October 24, 2011

Postage Tramp

A promiscuous woman who prefers to wear as little clothing as legally possible while wearing postage stamps as pasties.
Kevin: "Check out that postage tramp by the bar!"
Scott: "I bet she'd handle your package."
Postage Tramp by Varnpike September 10, 2014