PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

by weave August 25, 2003

Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

by J00lesC March 19, 2009

Pondicherry

Its one of an union territory in India, Now its named as Puducherry. Its a French colony still its a amazing place to live in peace.

New Delhi,Goa,Pondicherry

by maddyuk October 5, 2010

ponderment

The act of pondering.

I won the gold medal last year at the Olympics for the sport of ponderment.

The number one group on Facebook is used for the ponderment of weathly living.

by DAVID Mcdonald August 20, 2007

Ponding

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993

Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.

by Invitation December 19, 2008

ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.

Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!

by Rob S January 13, 2005

pondy

Any scruffy idiot whose idea of a great night out is hanging around under a lamppost with a 3 litre bottle of strong cider. You know the type.

by spartan October 20, 2003