Pats Flats

A place that's secluded with trees where your friends encourage you to relieve yourself.

Hey, if you really gotta pee, just go there. I'll stand guard. Come one, you know you have to. Your not going to make it back home.

by Pat September 13, 2004

Phat Number

A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.

For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.

Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.

Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.

Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.

Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.

Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.

IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.

by giuliocc January 19, 2010

phat burger

the coolest thing in the entire world.

phat burgers better than any other

by phat burger February 1, 2017

phat tamahochi

A big poo in ya nans pajamas. Wet and saucy smells like soggy byriani. somalian children will suffer alot

Oh no the somalians have had another phat tamahochi in there nans jim jams

by Hiagainitsme June 1, 2018

rainbow phase

A phrase commonly used by Lgbt members referring to the time in an lgbt members life when they were obsessed with rainbows

Awe you're in your rainbow phase,mine lasted three years

by RainbowDove July 4, 2016

meme phase

a phase of memes you and your friends go through.

"remember when you used to play willy wonka music all the time?"
"yeah i remember that meme phase."

by austined January 7, 2017

eminem phase

The phase that pre-teens/ teenagers goes through where rap music is their religion.

Did you hear that Emma just started her Eminem phase? She just memorized Rap God.

by Meggie_Joy March 9, 2017