pencil shavings

another word for cum.

A pencil is a slang word for penis.
A pencil sharpener is a slang word for vagina.
Pencil shavings is a slang word for cum.

e.g When a man and a woman have sex, the man sticks his pencil into the woman's pencil sharpener and they have sex. After a while, pencil shavings explode out of the pencil and into the pencil sharpener.

by wills0 July 28, 2009

Sharp pencil

Another phrase for a massive faggot.

- OP was a sharp pencil today.

by CaptainObvious1 December 5, 2012

Pencil Shavings

bad cheap/fake weed

"i was lik, wow, onli 5$?! buh later i foun out it was jus pencil shavings"

by kloo December 3, 2003

pencil rape

When a person sitting behind you, often in a desk, reaches their pencil and touches you in the buttock or butt crack with it. Usually they either jab or poke around a bit. This usually is only painful if some lead goes through your clothing and pokes your skin. This is all much to the enjoyment of those sitting around you.

Matt pencil raped me, like five times, in Spanish class yesterday.

by TheRAR March 3, 2011

pencilitis

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

by redwolf27 November 18, 2010

Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

pencil whipper

cheating while playing disc golf by falsifying yours or your competitor's score.

Caleb, bruh, how are you possibly -20 under par? You're such a pencil whipper. carry stevi's bag and let him keep score.

by mike rauch December 5, 2017