A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
by Can Can November 11, 2013
" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."
Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
by Sterling Lyle December 14, 2009
Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!
by The big phone! August 20, 2010
by b-star April 27, 2006
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"
by King Donger Stud September 09, 2006
by Chance McKracken December 03, 2003
the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004