Paleo Patch

A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
by Can Can November 11, 2013
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Corn patch

The hair in the space between your balls, or vagina, and asshole.
" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."

Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.
by Sterling Lyle December 14, 2009
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Cotton Patch

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!
by The big phone! August 20, 2010
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p-patch

A tuft of hair on the head which resembles pubic hair
Yo sista, your p-patch is outta control. You gotta braid it.
by b-star April 27, 2006
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gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"
by King Donger Stud September 09, 2006
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Grundel Patch

N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
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My Grundel Patch itches.

I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.
by Chance McKracken December 03, 2003
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Patch Poke

the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
i just patch poked your mom til she was retarded
by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004
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