Optimus Priming

While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.

"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"

by BRTT March 28, 2014

Optimus Prime

A reference to your man hood or just another name for your penis.

Yo, girl come suck this optimus prime.

Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?

Girl: Yeah

Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.

by Curvy Contessa January 12, 2011

Optimus Gaylord

The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.

Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.

by Optimus Gaylord December 25, 2007

Opticotomist

A person who snorts another persons sperm through there nostrils.

Your a damn Opticotomist.

by t-dawg14 April 21, 2007

Optimus Saggs

Optimus Saggs can refer to any girl with enormously droopy tits. So droopy after, you remove your 15 push-up bras it will sag and drag along the floor. It is said that it is simply excess skin with a little nipple on the end.

Guy: Hey Optimus Saggs
Girl: IM NOT SAGGY
Guy: Prove it then
Girl: NO
Guy: well i guess you're saggy then, cya optimus saggs.

by Mulz + Jizzbot November 1, 2010

optiosexual

Somebody with an eye or eyeglass fetish.

Andrew was turned on by the woman wearing glasses, I mean, he was optiosexual.

by coolshrek April 5, 2015

optimist

an optimist is a person who looks at the bright side of life and very less think about negative things

my is an optimist cause he just acts like one

by risky6611 July 14, 2017