Venezuelan Oil Check 

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

Venezuelan Oil Check by dbuts February 4, 2017

baby oil baptism 

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

baby oil baptism by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017

hemp oil 

Hemp oil (hemp seed oil) is oil obtained by pressing hemp seeds. Cold pressed, unrefined hemp oil is dark to clear light green in color, with a nutty flavor. The darker the color, the grassier the flavour. It should not be confused with hash oil, a tetrahydrocannabinol-containing oil made from the Cannabis flower.

Typically used by people who don’t wanna get High off weed (HAH, wimps,) but wanna feel better

My grandpa uses this shit all the time

Shithead: yo-yo yo Emily have you tried this new hemp oil?
Emily: hell no I use weed instead, it’s more fun!
Shithead: ok ass wipe, have fun instantly dying because that’s how weed works durrrhurrrrr!
Emily: aight karen,

hemp oil by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020

Jamie Olive Oil 

Nuclear Bomb. Enough Said.

August 6, 1945, Jamie Olive Oil was dropped in Hiroshima.

Jamie Olive Oil by Not Mitchell O'Beef July 13, 2019

add oil 

A Chinese expression of encouragement, often heard during sporting events or right before exams.

Chinese: 加油
Mandarin: Jia1 You2
Cantonese: Ga1 Yau4

P1: I'm so screwed for this final. I haven't studied all semester.
P2: You'll do fine. Add oil!

or

P1: (participating in a sporting event)
P2: GA1 YAU4! GA1 YAU4!

add oil by thebrocklee December 17, 2008

Tea Tree Oil

Amazing oil with many uses.

-Use on piercings, to reduce swelling
-Use with warm water for all-purpose non-toxic disinfectant cleaner
-Used as massage oil

Smells like crap

Person 1: Damnit, my cartilage piercing has a bubble on it.
Person 2: Put some TTO(Tea Tree Oil) on it. It smells like shit, but it works.

Tea Tree Oil by poopy12312344 May 14, 2010

Cuban Oil Drill 

The sexual act where a man defecates in a toilet, forces a woman's head into the toilet, then proceeds to flush it while having anal sex with the woman.

Bruce: Damn, Sally was being a total cunt last night.
Borris: Shit man, so what did you do?
Bruce: I totally Cuban Oil Drilled her
Borris: NICE!!! She totally had it coming!
Bruce: Yeah, but then she puked all over me so I did it again.

Cuban Oil Drill by Oil_Driller April 24, 2009