act like one's shit dosen't stink

to act as if one is better than everybody else

Why do you always act like your shit dosen't stink?

by Light Joker June 27, 2005

zip one's lip (or mouth)

to stop talking (See also shut up)

Zip your lip and get to work.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

land one's airbus on her Hudson

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

by disconnectus February 22, 2009

Chester Oneself

To kill yourself, typically by hanging. Made famous after Chester Bennington did it. Also known as the 'Ol Bennington.

Did you hear about so-and-so? I heard he Chester'd himself.

Robin Williams did the Ol' Bennington. That's right, Patch Adams Chester'd himself.

If the dishonor for one is too much to bear, thou shalt Chester Oneself.

Related Lyrics:
1. I've become so HUNG and now I am DEAD
2. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, I filled my pants with splatters
3. Crawling up my neck, this noose it will not yield
4. I'm breaaaaaking my laryyyyynx tonight. I'm hanging from the waaallllllll, because I'm full of faullltttssss

by Dewwit! July 8, 2019

jump on one's bones

To have sex with someone.

A: Kate is really nice to me lately.

B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)

by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014

bare one's teeth

to reveal the true nature or colors completely. to reveal the ugly side of human nature.

People in Dogville bare their teeth. (bare one's teeth: change the word form when necessary.)

by Leila Lee January 15, 2007

Off one's rocker

To get angry, frustrated, or irritated to the point that you suffer a tantrum of sorts

Anna: How was tennis, Tim?
Tim: Rubbish. I lost to Aidan. I should try and keep a level head and not go off my rocker when I play...
Anna: Yes. One should never go off one's rocker. Now it's time to eat some squirrel pie.
Tim: :l

by TimkinsTheTimTam January 1, 2012