n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.
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Why are you crying little one?
The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.
I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.
I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.
by gnostic3 March 29, 2021
Get the justice tearsmug. A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.
'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
by Tund March 6, 2008
Get the Salmon Tearsmug. The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.
"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."
by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017
Get the Queer Tearsmug. n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.
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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
Get the tear jerkerymug. by Seabiscuit March 12, 2016
Get the tear jugsmug. by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016
Get the tearing trifectamug. To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022
Get the Tear a lungmug.