Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 09, 2019
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A word used to describe "groomers" such as Millistice (owner of millistice.com) aka nul aka elvie aka xhax
by kaedeeeeeeeee February 24, 2024
Get the Pedo mug.A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 06, 2022
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by Big jock December 19, 2023
Get the pedo pellet mug.Lochlann is pedo he watches the kiddies as they come bouncing out of school and he has 1000 inch bonner as he does it
by Cheeky nando's 72 December 07, 2021
Get the Pedo mug.An example is that mr rains ford shouldn’t be an English teacher in an all girls school as he is the defontion of a pedo
by Abdilovesabdi November 13, 2017
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