Netch

Too high to comment, or too surprised at what someone said because it was too cooked or there too cooked

Netch, I don’t know what you mean.

by ShezzuhBoss February 20, 2020

text next

When you're in the unfortunate position of having a prepaid phone low on minutes, and a friend of yours sends you a text message that you don't delete to remind you to text him/her back when you get more minutes.

"My friend Josh sent me a text."
"Yeah? What did he say?"
"I dunno. Had to pull a text next."

by DJ Vesper the Mad Beat Machine September 3, 2009

on that next level shit

either when youre really high or when you've passed the level of it being okay.

Haley: Bro im on that next level shit.
Ahbi: Dude are you okay??
Haley: I dont know man im pretty fucked up.

by bbyhay17 December 3, 2016

some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017

C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt.
It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time.
Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

nextel

One of the greatest cell phone service providers with some of the largest (eww) phones. Service features the popular "Direct Connect" which is very similar to the function of a walkie-talkie.

I got nextel.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

next

This is a secondary method of claiming ownership over a previously unowned object after dibs has already been established over said object.

To "call next" is to denote who will obtain the next usage of the object after the "dibser" has had his/her fill.

To those who are unfamiliar with "Dibs Protocol," calling dibs on an object overrides any claims of ownership made simply by finding the object in question.

Person 1: Hey look, I found a pie.
Person 2: Dibs.
Person 3: I call next.
Person 1: Damn it.

by Ghost Crab March 3, 2009