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Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself
by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023
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the hourse
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ma ke

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"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma
by tang yuan September 27, 2022
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Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy
I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does
by anonymous March 21, 2022
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Nelson

A universal term to describe the messer of a man
Got head gasket gone ! Fuck of Nelson you messer. Or Mk1 in my nans garage fuck off you messer
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam
Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons
by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019
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Nelson

A little boy who thinks he's affiliated and cheated on his girl
Nelson a little boy on nothing
by Bigddaddy42069 November 1, 2020
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Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!
Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?
by Aegis328 December 16, 2011
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