Needleheimer

A really hot guy

I just saw a total needleheimer!

by needleheimer hunter February 16, 2010

Need Correction 💢💢

A word used by Lolicons when a loli is "in need of correction" (usually meaning "corrective rape").
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.

Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
Need Correction 💢💢!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

by Lé Hönque October 20, 2023

we need to talk

usually when a person needs to give you excruciating bad news, a divorce, a death, a certain behaviour that you might be giving to your parents...lol

hey justin...ive been meaning to tell you this...

yes kelly, we need to talk.

by suburbanpictionary.com September 22, 2003

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 19, 2013

Hamza Needs to Poo

The song Hamza Needs to Poo was created by the best artist in the universe named Hudaifa. Hamza Needs to Poo should be the #1 song because of the creator and the epic rapping.

Whoh, did you hear the new song Hamza Needs to Poo created by Hudaifa.

by Hudaifa Hassan February 10, 2019

I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020