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nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay
Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.
by akira2502 August 28, 2009
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shit nest

The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011
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Kanye Nest

The place where Kanye West takes a Kanye Rest so that he can be the Kanye Best and have a Kanye Fest!
"Oh is that a Kanye Nest?"
"that sure is!"
by 69_kushlover_420 February 25, 2015
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Mr. Artist-ness

A distinct style usually depicting dark, introspective themes such as hunger or loyalty. In literature, the sentences may be archaic or passive. In visual art, it is characterized by greyscale with a blue tint, extreme detail and white or grey backgrounds. Common in all mediums of Mr. Artist-ness are badass medics in glasses, dragons, cool coats, artist abuse and copious amounts of extrememegaepicsauce. This style is completely devoid of prostitutes.
Hey, did you see that cool drawing of Faegan on deviantart yesterday?

Yeah, that picture reeked of Mr. Artist-ness!
by Plushers July 21, 2010
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Bird's Nest

A penis that is so small it does not hang and barely pokes beyond the pube line, giving it the appearance of a hatched baby bird and two eggs.
Holy crap, that asian kid's junk looks like a Bird's Nest.
by Shocka41 July 10, 2009
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ness

1. A character in the SNES game Earthbound. Later appeared in N64's Super Smash Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, the sequel to the popular Gamecube game.

2. A good way to not be as funny, original, or clever as you might think. Many people will add "-ness" as a suffix to just about everything, to turn it into a noun. The most annoying of all uses is "coolness." While a select few may find this funny, almost everyone else agrees that it sucks.
1. When I play Super Smash Bros., I like to be Ness because he is one of the lesser known characters.

2. "Coolness." "Hotness." More like shut up, douche.
by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt September 6, 2005
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Ness

A fictional character. the cutest of the Super Smash Brothers trilogy character lineup.
Aaahhhhh look how cute Ness is, he just down-whored you!
by Tommy Juel March 15, 2008
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