Masculine noodles

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.

He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles

by cade0mon June 16, 2022

Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

Boston Noodles

A secret scout loadout or a final last words before forced exile

- v.sion (「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░)

“He said his final Boston noodles”

“I will achieve a Boston noodles like no other.”

by 「๏קՇเς |ノ░沿░央░」 August 11, 2023

nazi noodles

Nazi Noodles.

Based on Nazi cold cook methamphetamine from World War Two

When you take cup o noodles and a can of cold soup and combine them into a hotel room coffee maker to heat them up.

This is your dinner

Town was so small by the time I got off work and got a room for the night everything was closed. Had to make me some Nazi Noodles and go to bed

by Fornicater January 7, 2024

Soosa Noodles

An incredibly smelly soop that is so toxic if you are near it your eyebrows will fry off.

Hey did you watch Soosa Noodles stream? yeah but my eyebrows got fried off :(

by Bee Bun May 23, 2024

Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to

Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?

by Keyble March 17, 2024

cuban noodles

cuban noodles or chicken noodles with spicy sauce, invented by HANNAH

scarlet cant handle the cuban noodles but hannah can!!

by hannahlova September 3, 2024