noobify

The act of loseing skill in a specific game.

"dude i havnt played counter-strike in 2 weeks and im begining to noobify.

by Radical Ed August 5, 2006

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.

I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!

by CW April 12, 2004

NoobJock

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

by Sam November 2, 2004

noobdom

The place where hopeless noobs remain until the end of time.

Strive for glory, but if you only achieve happy noobdom, be satisfied.

by Master 1.3.3.7. May 23, 2007

nooblander

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.

That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.

by Rynobig July 6, 2007

Noobonic Plague

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.

Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."

by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

noomb

A person who's actions bare no relevance to the person's skill or abilities.

Person A: "This guy on counter-strike keeps shouting 'BOOBIES' down the mic but he's raking in all the kills.
Person B: "My guess is he's either cheating or he's some kind of noomb.

by John D, Ollie W March 28, 2009