stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 07, 2014

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Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, she approached climax and I saw into her soul during her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017

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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 27, 2017

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Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo July 30, 2013

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Stroke cocks

Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.

Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 06, 2019

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