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Nelson's Nightmare

when you shove a paintball gun in a girl's vagina without shooting it
let's try nelson's nightmare baby ;)))
by coffeenoodles August 24, 2017
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Nelson

Nelson is an amazing and funny person. He is very handsome and has amazing hair. Although all of that he is still a virgin and can't put his finger on the reason for that. If you meet a wild Nelson you really want to be friends with him because he will never let you down.
girl 1: Look there is Nelson.
girl 2: yeah look at his jawline.
by pipiundkaka January 23, 2023
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Nelson Tzeng

NELSON TZENG is usually a Taiwanese. Nelson is such a baby, but he is so good in bed. So good that the girls will always think of him when they are sitting on a bed, sleeping on a bed, or even when they are near a bed. Nelson has cute eyebrows and a huge smile that will blow you away. He’s a great swimmer with a beautiful body making everyone in the pool wet af. If u see a nelson in the wild, catch it like a pokemon. You will never regret it. His eyebrows, brown eyes, tummy, and amazing-looking backpack will make you think that you are the luckiest girl in the whole world and the only girl in his world.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Ruth Nelson

Neliphant. If your lanyard isn't on you better run as she will hunt you down and crucify you outside the school to make an example of you. Cannot teach for shit and would rather waste your time on an assembly about university than let you revise.
Why are you in hospital
Ruth nelson saw me without a lanyard on.
by Ye7dhehw7fb3uw7fhe February 13, 2025
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Nelson Creek

Generally a smart, handsome bloke who is great at sports and music. But they can be short midget fucks who gives everyone shit!!
Girl 1: That guys is such a Nelson Creek!
Girl 2: Like as in awesome or dickhead-like?
by Aegis328 December 16, 2011
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Shane nelson

Person: did you see Shane Nelson
Person: yas
by Egg man 69696 June 8, 2022
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Nelsonism

A way of life, an order above all.

A mix of pantheistic values crossed with Jainism.

An art of thinking.
A quote from the Nelsonist, "All matter and cosmos are connected through the beginning of time and both inanimate and animate objects coexist in harmony" -Chapter 1 Consciousness 2017 Nelsonism
by Nelsonism Religion February 27, 2017
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