a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007
Get the molester mustache mug.1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.
2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.
by whatifspacesdidntexist March 31, 2009
Get the Porno mustache mug.Related Words
Mustang
• Mustafa
• Mustard
• mustache
• Mustache Ride
• Mustapha
• mustard plug
• Mustachio
• musta
• mustard gas
by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006
Get the Columbian Mustache mug.to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007
Get the crusty mustache mug.The adult bookstore in so california where guys (or girls) on occasion go to view porn by means of magazines or in video viewing booths on 2 floors. usually in the video booths people walk up and halls and peek into booths trying to get a hookup or to get a freak on inside the store.
often called "the mustang" "the mustang bookstore" "mustang bookstore" "mustang".
the regulars that go here are sometimes calleed "mustangers"
often called "the mustang" "the mustang bookstore" "mustang bookstore" "mustang".
the regulars that go here are sometimes calleed "mustangers"
i went down to the mustang last week and got a nice bj from a hot guy.
on may 11 2006 mustang books and video was raided by police.
on may 11 2006 mustang books and video was raided by police.
by jackson j May 30, 2006
Get the mustang books and video mug.Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.
The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.
The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.
The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
by NoMusturdeersExist October 31, 2014
Get the Cut the mustard. mug.You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.
by EH of HB September 12, 2007
Get the Squak mustard mug.