mushroom transformation 

A penis with big head and smaller middle part like a mushroom.

Look, mushroom transformation!! Lol!

mushroom transformation by SandaimeSpaceMan February 23, 2008

Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag 

A girl who acts like she is all that, always complains about how she looks, and must show off to all guys! She is normally known as easy to put out. To get to this girls heart you must comment on how she looks and agree to how she acts with flirting with every guy she finds. She tends to cheat in relationships.

Billy: "Jake your not going to get Cindy. The mushroom swarming hoe bag is too high maintenance."

Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag by ScarletPrincess May 15, 2010

MushroomFunkin 

a dumbass who raids roblox groups for clout and money

he leaked powie616s ip and blackmailed an ex TME member

works w a pedo,ElRealMario64

A:hey whos Mushroomfunkin?

B:a transphobic,homophobic,neo nazi dickhead

MushroomFunkin by someone819 September 19, 2021

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger 

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger by robert1120 December 17, 2008

MushZoom 

n. A magical, multicolored, rocket powered mushroom in which small talking woodland creatures use for speedy travel.

Squeebz just flew by on a MushZoom!!

MushZoom by XxAlyxx_AtrociousxX December 9, 2008

wet mushroom 

When you slap a girl in the face with your cum drentched cock after sex, it can be oral or anal or whatever. Your dick needs to be wet and she can't expect it.

After I blew my load in her mouth, I gave her the old wet mushroom, She never saw it coming.

wet mushroom by John from Cincinnati January 1, 2009

Green Mushroom 

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.

John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."

Green Mushroom by jameswilson December 22, 2009