Morning Iron

Just like morning wood, but this type is hard like iron. Also its not that easy to get rid of.

"Man I got morning iron like a mother fucker. Well its time to rub one out"

"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"

Morning Iron by Elgin's finest September 3, 2011

Morning Congestion 

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

Morning Congestion by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

Blue Mooning 

Verb

Taking very large doses of diphenhydramine, a anti-histamine over the counter allergy remedy, to experience sedation and vivid visual and auditory hallucinations. Abuse of diphenhydramine incredibly dangerous because it puts you in a state of pure delirium. Long term abuse of diphenhydramine has been linked to brain tumors.

Person A: Lets go over to Peter's house.
Person B: No way man that guy is blue mooning on Benadryl. He is Insane!
Person A: You're right people shouldn't be getting high off allergy medication.

Blue Mooning by Bluemoon shine September 4, 2010

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? 

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

morning bone

The Rise in your pants that occurs every morining

Hey bitch, help me get rid of this morning bone

morning bone by The Pollok March 13, 2005

morning wood 

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

morning wood by Light Joker September 5, 2005