mommandered

When you introduce your friend to your mom and she ends up gargaling his balls

After Jerry came over last night, he mommandered me. He told everyone she garggled his balls like listerine. But really he was just booshwebbled.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

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Momma Jane

Super High grade of marijuana

I smoked some of that Momma Jane !, I was lit!

by Wordnation June 1, 2018

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Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018

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momaphobic

Offensive against mother adj.

Bobs friend was very momaphobic to his mother.

by Ace the trace September 28, 2018

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You’re typical stay at home mom who moto moto likey because he likes them big and chunky she will squeeze lemons in your eyes for fun and if you startle her she is not afraid to whip out the sandal she also does this if you think she likes pans because shes a pansexual she is ready to go at you from the moment she wakes up she may be a female but she has the mane of a lion as her hair

Judge: “what is your favorite thing that your mother mommalemon does to you?”
Child:”I love 2 o’clock when she whips out the sandal and beats us while cursing us out in Spanish”
Lead investigator:”sorry sir she’s too dangerous she’s already gone through the entire squadron with one lemon

by Lokiwild March 29, 2019

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