Mid Goggles

The phenomenon that occurs to male Midshipmen at the United States Naval Academy, where in extended stay on said premises, causes a dramatic decrease in one’s standards of women. This often results in very marketable males, “hooking up” with ugly females.
Synonyms: Desperation, Vag Drought, Sausage Over-Exposure

" Dude why did W.T.Door hook up with that ugly fat chick?"
" He's been here so long his Mid Goggles have gotten real bad."

by Jeff Fowler January 5, 2009

Mid-youth crisis

Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.

When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.

by WhatsAWeed July 6, 2016

mid-life cricycle

The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"

Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.

by cringeworthy March 1, 2009

Mid-life Chrysler

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.

"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

by Trogdaft June 3, 2009

Mid-life Douche

A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.

Man, ever since Sean hit 35 he's started to become a Mid-life douche!

by doucheh8er June 11, 2011

mid-gaming

When, during a sporting event or some other gathering where there is some intermission or break in action, one participates pre-gaming the second (and third, etc.) parts of the event

Person 1 - "Hey they are saying there is a weather delay and so we need to leave the stadium for like an hour"
Person 2 - "Wanna go mid-gaming so the rest of the game doesn't suck?"
Person 1 - "Sure"

by ND student 1 September 5, 2011

mid town

in the bay, this is another name for the city of east palo alto(epa).

person 1: where you stay at?
person 2: mid town on mines, rogue. we too solid.

by yay area baby November 10, 2007