room meat

Wasting oxygen sitting in a meeting where one's presence serves no purpose.

Me: Frank, why are you here?
Frank: I was invited
Me: So why are you here? Are you room meat?
Me: Are you planning on contributing?
Frank: .... moooo
Me: cunt

by Spongebob Shit Pants May 11, 2020

Grind the meat!!!

1) An expression of satisfaction, especially when you've accomplished something big. Equivalent to "That's what I'm talking about!!".

2) One way of catcalling.
Hot chick walks by, and you yell "Grind the meat!!!".

3) What Mr. Trump did to Grandma Hillary's beef curtains.

4) Essentially anything else you might deem appropriate. There is actually no wrong incorrectto use this phrase.

"Grind the meat!!!"

by the man with the golden gun II April 13, 2017

Baby Meat

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

MAGAt

MAGAt--a mindless devotee of a Donald J Trump

Trump's legal team has provided no evidence of voter fraud, but those MAGAts still think he really won the election!

by Ann Tetum December 3, 2020

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

meat tag

Tattoo that military personal (infantry mostly) get on the ribcage that says the persons name or other identity. Used because even if a body is burned beyond recognition, tattoos can still be seen.

Tom just got out of boot camp and got his meat tag before he ships out to Iraq.

by Chris Korsakis June 30, 2008

beat meat

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

by Lang20 February 16, 2006