Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take

I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me

by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025

Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

by Soycuck November 8, 2025

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.

Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.

by THA October 23, 2013

kat mattson

A random person whom is not ghey but is a transgender like noodles and is female but cums on people's toes and broken condom like this kid Mick he was a failed abortion and a result of a broken condom.

I like to fuck strippers but kat mattson is worst no homo

by Not Toaster_ October 17, 2018

Harrison mattey

My ex boyfriend. Don’t ever date him. Purely bc he’s ugly

Ew I hate Harrison mattey

by Mia Simpson March 14, 2019

Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019