Maths

Ironically hated by most def. writers, because without maths, there would be no urbandictionary, no internet, and no computers...

Still, it's one of the most pointless subjects in the world...

2+2 is 5, 5+5 is 15 3+3 is 97,800,678

by PulpDood August 26, 2005

maths

Absolutley crap its the worst thing ever i mean in real life why would you need to know about x or y its a load of shite

O my god we got maths today
Oh no its sooooooo borin

by bby lou xxx January 27, 2007

GAYJOHN NO MATES

A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.

"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"

"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"

"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Billy Faux Mates

Someone who drops meetings with real friends, by claiming to have arrangements with people no-one has ever met.

Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Maths

One of the weapons of mass-torture (WMT) that teachers have up their sleeves, only useful if you wanna become an engineer or doctor or something fancy like that. Maths is known to bore the poor students who study it to the point of depression-induced suicide. It can pay the bills though.

I plan to become an artist so I don't see how studying Maths at A-level will do me any good.

by Captain Capable July 18, 2011

Mants

Very horney. Practicing mantra.

Im so very very mants. serve it now.

by Annonymous April 12, 2005

Malts

locally used term, Southeast Michigan, referring to Maltese. May be derogatory but used by Maltese when referring to themselves.

Second generation Malts all have Ford paraphernalia from the factories their parents woked in.

by skytrot August 23, 2014