A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.
by EveryIndianGirlInShawnee September 12, 2011
by Cathy S. February 20, 2009
Joe: That person's a real Matt Brenner.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
Nikhil: NO! There is only one Matt Brenner, and he does what he wants. No shame.
by ladel1 October 30, 2009
by jason corbett January 03, 2017
A situation which would be considered extremely unlucky, but brought about in part, by the person in the situation.
Last week Matt: Hey Jon, I just sold my iPhone 3GS, can't wait to get the 4!"
This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!
Jon: Typical Matt!
This week Matt: Hey Jon, I can't get hold of an fucking iPhone 4 for love nor money!
Jon: Typical Matt!
by Typical Matt June 29, 2010
seems like a cool person. really isn't. he may be in advanced math but he ain't that smart. he will literally ruin your life. kinda funny though. but whatever chance you get, kick him in the balls. haha jk don't do that. I might get sued. usually tall, brown hair, and is half Asian half Brazilian.
by llama shit April 06, 2017
friend: “hey man I just got a new Tahoe and it has a touch screen radio, bro I just got rose bowl tickets and i get to see BAKER MAYFILED IN PERSON”. other friend: “damn bro you a “matt polk”.
by kakdkckj December 12, 2017