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making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.
The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.
by Heptune May 15, 2005
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mashin' cookies

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!
> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really mashin' cookies!?
by rich rick August 3, 2007
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Malkin

-noun
a person who compensates for latent frustrations over prejudices against her own race or gender by contributing to the scapegoating of other minorities, of which she is not a part, so as to make herself feel more connected to and accepted by the majority.
When he was a child, he used to get the shit beaten out of him by the rich, white kids; then he grew up, made a lot of money and became a malkin. Now he spends all his time campaigning against gay rights.
by ChunAsperEndao November 14, 2009
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making a float

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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makin' pancakes

When a female and male have makeup sex in the morning before breakfast.
Hey Sofia, i heard you were makin' pancakes with Dillon this morning..
by Dillon Alexander November 11, 2008
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maskini

(n.)- a bikini made of masks
Ellen: I'm gonna go to the beach.

Peter: In the midst of this pandemic? I hope you'll wear a mask.

Ellen: I'll do even better, I'll wear a maskini!
by KnowPsyUniverse June 4, 2020
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cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.
Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.
by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009
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