maritime contrarian

Same as a regular contrarian but slightly more stupid.

Person 1:That dumb ass keeps nagging and complaining all the time, plus he constantly oppose everything you say.
Person 2: Yeah I know, typical maritime contrarian retard.

by Bobbyfisher878787 November 29, 2017

maretha

maretha is the one and only, the cutest woman in the universe.

maretha is a finest and lovable woman ever

Look at her!! she’s so MARETHA!!

by your finest man November 22, 2021

Maretha

Maretha is a fun loving person who is always a helping hand and a genuine friend to have.

Everybody want to be a Maretha.

I hope Maretha will be at the Party shes the life of it.

by Cassie 101 November 23, 2021

Manuth

Is usually a person with a small pp and often has the feminine urge to suc dic

Eww he's a manuth

by Vindihshs June 29, 2022

cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014

Dirty Marit

Iets heel raars

There's no way I'll do the Dirty Marit again. Last time was way too weird.

by WierdGhostWasHere April 18, 2020

pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020