Mario Lemieux

God himself. Also known as the owner, savior, and center for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

I believe in Mario Lemieux...I just don't go to Church.

by Kevin Heyl February 7, 2004

Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

super mario galaxy 2

if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!

guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*

by A7X forever May 31, 2010

marion berry

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.

"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

Mario Kart:Double Dash

Mario Kart Double Dash is awesome the two people in a sinlge kart was an ingeouus idea and shpws why Nintendo is the Number 1 video game developer. The graphics and sound are great. The controls are awesome. And the level design with the highly interactive enviorments. Ahhh if you haven't played this game you have lived.

Mario Kart Double Dash is in my opinion the best game in the Mario Kart Series and the second best racer ever next to Burnout 3 Takedown.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

mario kart 8

the best game on the planet (lol fortnite sucks weewee)

"Yo, what do ya wanna play?"
"Mario kart 8, you mortal"

by mariokart.is.good.game.dont@me November 16, 2019

Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.

Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.

by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009