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Maclaine

A really awesome guy, that has an interesting name.
Typically tall, has gray-ish eyes, and plays basketball. Has a really funny, chill, and overall loving personality. A guy that any girl would be lucky to have. Maclaines are typically very sweet, charming, hot, and the best boyfriends ever.
Girl: I'm dating Maclaine!

Girl's Best Friend: Oh my gosh, no way! You lucky duck, he's really awesome!
by Maclaine'sGirlfriend January 7, 2012
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Marblehead

Marblehead is a little town on the east coast of Massachusetts. This town is noted as the birthplace of the American Navy, but it is also home to one of the biggest groups of rich, snobby, stuck up, ignorant, dumb ass liberals who get whatever they want. The younger genreation of the town takes what they're priviliged with for granted, and use their $100 a week allowances to buy pot. The jocks and the sluts have wild drinking parties nearly every Friday which eventually turn into orgies. The school system is also bullshit. The students are expected to get perfect grades in everything, and if one obtains lower than the standards, the it's off to community college!

There are several defining gorups that make up the town of Marblehead. For example:

The OCD Gamer: They only go to school because they are required to by Massachusetts law. If they didn't have to, they spend all day palying Xbox Live and fapping to bad hentai.

The Emo-Fag: The ones that wear band shirts, studded belts, and pants so tight that thier feet inflate. They often whine about how bad it is to be an only child in a 3 story, 5 bedroom house with their own souped up electronic collection and a constant source of money. Man, life sucks.

The Jock: The competitive sports athletes who follow one code:
"Party, drink, eat, fuck, repeat." They usually recieve their own sports car for their 16th birthday and listen to nothing but shitty "gansta" rap. I'll remember to tip them after they've filled up my car.

The slut: The girl that talks about a million words per minute, comapre how many times they gave head at summer camp (I think the record is 4), and are the number one consumers of Yaz. Some get good grades, but most of them can't even locate Iraq on a world map. They talk in broken ebonics (yes, it's possible), the length of their skirts matches their IQ, and they wear a good inch of make-up to hide their excessive acne.

So, all in all, don't go to Marblehead. It's a waste of time, money, and you'll just end up unstatisfied. Go somewhere awesome in New England, like Portland, NH, VT, Boston, Springfield, ANYWHERE BUT FUCKING MARBLEHEAD!
Marblehead sucks more than a Dyson.
by TheAngryOne March 28, 2009
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marc-anthony

someone with a very large penis. gets a lot of girls and everyone likes him being near.
"Omg your so Marc-Anthony" says say all the girls to the guy.
by madreesmann November 15, 2016
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Marbles

Marbles i.e. a sexual game; Two partisipants place anal beads inside their anus. Then on the count of 3, they pull the anal beads from their anus' and begin to fight each other with them (Favorite styles include using the anal beads like a whip or swinging them like a piece of chain). Ther first partisipant to bleed from their injurys looses the game.
"You look pretty beaten up there! Get in a fight?" said the Nurse

"No i lost a game of Marbles" replied Jamie.
by Thomas david ford June 17, 2008
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Marblehead

A heinously preppy destination for second homeowners who like to go play sailor during the summer. Marblehead reeks of conformity, money hoarding, bad habits on the land and water, and unemployed wive who suck their banker husbands dry. It's boring as hell, as are most or all of exclusive, wealthy seaside communities in New England.
"Honey, what's the wealthiest, most boring place you can think of within an hour of Boston?"

"Gee, I guess Marblehead."

"Great, that's where I'd us to buy a 1.5 million dollar mansion."

"I think that's a great idea, hon."
by done right September 4, 2013
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Marc

The name of a guy who used to be pretty cool, but has lost touch with reality.

He generally has kids that aren't too bright and an ex-wife, and has become an angry jerk who blames his problems on everybody else. He's almost always over 50, broke, bald and talks too much, but even so, he thinks the ladies should worship him.
Remember when Marc was single and fun and had hair? Those were the days. I really liked that guy.
by croquemadame October 5, 2016
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lost your marbles?

when you sit on your nut sack and one of your testicles goes up your ass crack and you have to pull it out. Thats when you loose your marbles.
sean: mate why are you wriggling around like the purple gay wiggle?
Guy: man ive lost my marbles, i might have to hang a shit to pop it back out again. quick go get the chilli.
sean: lost your marbles? man you only ever hear about this kind of shit on the discovery channel.
by Sniff Pull September 18, 2006
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