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The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.
Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?
by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009
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Tugging Machine

A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine

He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him
jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine
by gpizzler January 25, 2011
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clout machine

A person or object that despences a sufficient amount of power, fame, money, etc.
Damn The Emoji Movie is a legit clout machine !.
by Webster Hawkings February 15, 2018
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pussy vending machine

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster
When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"
by erinol0 March 15, 2009
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Devil's Machine

The Devil's Machine is the Massive device that contains Giygas, his tremendous power, and to stabilize his mind. in the 1994 Cult classic video game Earthbound aka MOTHER 2.
person 1: hey im at the devil's machine! the end of the game!
person 2: congrats dude!
person 1: thanks dude!
by Bloxlol November 18, 2022
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jewish vending machine

1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.

2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
by choke artist February 7, 2010
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washing machine

the thing that washes ur clothes!
Yo this washing machine is broken look at them suds!
by Jay Jeeva May 13, 2005
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