My hoe

My heaven on earth

She's totally my hoe. My heaven on earth & i don't know what I'd do without her.

by Tiki hut June 23, 2019

That's my jam!

Something/someplace that you personally like.

Dude1: Where are you going after?
Dude2: I'm gonna make a coffee run, you know any good place around here?
Dude1: yeah, Tim Hortons; that's my jam!.

by h3donistic_hy3na May 17, 2016

My eggs

Similar to My Bones!, My Eggs can be said in a variety of situations to convey anger, dissapointment, surprise, disgust, etc. as well as actually something to do with eggs

"My eggs!" - after finding your family laughing at your expense

"My eggs!" - after falling over

"My eggs!" - after dropping some eggs which you have recently purchased

by Jankulovski March 23, 2009

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 13, 2010

on my feed

A phrase referring to the Facebook news-feed, used after being accused of stalking a friend.

Rusty: Hey, so you went shopping yesterday?
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!

by MisterKnowItAll11 January 23, 2011

My dad

A pain in the ass that doesn't give 2 fucks about me

My dadshould rot where ever he is right now

by Tracket December 17, 2017

on my hood

to put something on your hood to prove it is true; say when wanting to prove something that you know is true; for use in an argument

"on my hood i got the new j's!"

by Buns McFarty May 12, 2005