Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

MONG

An intellectual being who occasionally shits themselves, mong

Irem is a mong

by Mshockarif February 23, 2022

Mong

BMW Driver

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

by Drivarded February 19, 2024

Kingle Mong

When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.

Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse

by Crack Sparrow December 20, 2023

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Erica monge

The most lovely and kind friend ever.

Erica monge is the best friend ever

by asjdflasbjdmasdfas March 12, 2022

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019