Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.

Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong”

by Chavcliffe December 1, 2021

MONG

An intellectual being who occasionally shits themselves, mong

Irem is a mong

by Mshockarif February 23, 2022

Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 9, 2023

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

mong

joe mckay

joe is a Mong

by Doc is love doc is life March 29, 2021

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 4, 2019