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Mong

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick
by KM_7676 March 25, 2023
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Mong

A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.
Oi rory mums your being a mong
by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023
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OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?
by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024
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Mong

Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.
Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong”
by Chavcliffe December 1, 2021
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Mong

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"
by Drivarded February 19, 2024
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MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.
My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
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Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan
Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!
by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024
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