mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...

my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

steel mitten

developed in 2011 by TK. this phrase can be used to define many things, however it is mostly known for it's debut in the phrase given in the example below. it's usage is generally widespread but can be used more specifically and scientifically to show disdain for actions of a particular woman

I think she deserves to be punched in the twat with a steel mitten!

by rosenunit May 21, 2011

gloves or mittens?

The two different types of hand holding.
Gloves: Hand holding with interlocking fingers.
Mittens: Hand holding with non-interlocking fingers.

Girl 1: We walked and held hands
Girl 2: Wait, was it gloves or mittens?
Girl 1: GLOVES!
Girl 2: Oh Snap! So it's serious!?

by seethemanski February 6, 2010

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

by sonic68 February 6, 2009

Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

Mitter

Pronoun. - Derogatory slur used for black people.

Not prevalent worldwide but was commonly used in 1970's New Zealand.

"Damn Mitters stole my bike."

by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004