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Big Memory Bank

someone who has the biggest fucking forehead in the cosmos
“i’ve been learning a lot of trigonometry in college recently”
“i can see that from your Big Memory Bank
by Fregliegh March 25, 2022
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Jurgen klopp memorial day

the day jurgen klopp left liverpool on the 26th of january each year we celebrate a year without klopp at liverpool
"Oh bro its the 26th again, its the jurgen klopp memorial day, when he left 5 years ago"
by billyboiii101 January 27, 2024
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Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018
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matchbox memory

Random images ingrained in your memory for no apparent reason, that are too vague to analyze, or try to understand why? you remember them and not other random images from life.
Ex, suddenly being reminded of the sight of walking through a carnival from ten years ago, or a person from a dream who you never knew, that come back to you occasionally.
"Matchbox" memory, because they're so small and disposable (so flammable) but somehow they never disappeared; like a match lighting on fire in an instant, a matchbox memory just comes to you for no reason, but you know you've already thought about it sometime before.
You know those things you remember, that are like flashbacks but they don't mean anything? Those one-frame memories taking up space in your brain for no reason? That's a matchbox memory. Images from your life that don't mean anything but that you can't shake
by The Second Boz May 7, 2017
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Memorial High School

4 years of torture in Frisco. Like, Literally I had my senior year end in a school prank which literally consisted of toilet paper being thrown around and sprayed. Half the time the bathrooms don't work because 1 or 2 idiots keep on ruining it for everybody (the doors literally got torn down in the bathroom).

Everyday there is a fight in this school because of some stupid breakup.
Class of 2022 is going to be known for their stupidity and I am glad I am out of what I like to call "El Diablo"
The teachers are pretty good though.
No sir, I would not like a Memorial High School as a punishment over prison.
Judge: Prison it is!
by CallMeAri July 19, 2022
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memory baiting

To masturbate to one's thoughts, especially when pornography is not available.
Shit! My phone died five minutes in, guess I'll just start memory baiting instead.
by Boofling November 11, 2019
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It’s a school in ohio that’s too crowded and most of the people have IQs below 20 and like half of the band kids are gay but they are still nice
I hate going to Watkins Memorial High School everyone is stupid there
by IQ 142 November 2, 2022
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