nigga math

backwards logic; belief that something will be beneficial when it is actually detrimental

"Charging $25 an eigth is nigga math; you get them on the come-up but lose them on the come-back"

by Ruigi420 October 16, 2008

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.

the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"

by obie March 27, 2006

mathsexual

Someone who has a romantic inclination to numbers, Pythagoras' Theorem, partial fractions or the like.

Tim: Dude, I just saw him stuff his face in his Calculus worksheet.
Bob: Wow, I never knew he was mathsexual.

by mootixguy October 10, 2008

math test

The purest form of torture there is.

I'm gonna be killed at the math test tommorrow.

by lolsweatyfag August 8, 2019

Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019

Math

Really confusing shit that makes no sense to the average person(dumb ass) but is essential if you don't want to live under a bridge.

Person(dumbass) one: "I failed my math test"
Person(dumbass) two: "it's ok I did to"
Smart person(fucking rarer than a rare Pokemon): "Comon guys DeltaV is not hard to do"

by Communist Teddybears April 24, 2015