Loftus

A "Loftus" is when someone is mistaken into revealing their love for someone else, when in a completely sober state.

Jamie: Allow, I got baited out by Jack over my love Laura.
Everyone: Ah mate you had a Loftus done to you

by TheHairyGreekWoman July 3, 2011

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loftus action

when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor

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who the fuck invited kent to the movies, lets pull some loftus action and get the fuck out here

by haha kiddo October 12, 2008

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louser

A combination of the word Loser and Louse (the singular of lice) used to describe the most annoying type of creep. Originally coined at WPI.

Courtney: Yeah, he decided to live at home.
Robert: Living at home in college? What a louser.

by tedium July 1, 2005

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The act in which one player robs another player of their rightful kill in Gears Of War 2. It is perfectly acceptable for the kill steal only if you are on the locust team. After the kill steal you must proclaim im locust bitch or i got locust blood.

But, if one is on the cog team and their kill gets stolen, they have the rightful act in stoning the jew.

The reason for this act of jewness is unclear, it is said because locust are animals and dont know what there doing....but recent studies show that whoever done it is just a dick...

Locust 1: you just jewed me of 3 kills
Locust 2: i got locust blood bitch, you know the deal....
Locust 1: damn

Cog 1: yo that was my down u fagget
Cog 2: lucust blood bitch
Cog 1: but were cogs you jerkoff

Cog 2: IM LOCUST till i die MOFO

by Pakimonnnn July 12, 2009

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