taint lobster

a pubic crab that resides in the taint region, near the ass

Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.

Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.

by ScorpGem February 11, 2015

Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

sticky lobster

When you cum in your hands and lobster walk around the room pinching people

Friend:walking around the room pinching people
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now

by RAWR XD Skert October 23, 2017

Full Lobster

When someone's fury reaches such a level that they turn red and begin to produce hot sweat. If male, will occasionally get a fat, sweaty boner as well.

Dude, stop calling Tommy a testicle-shitting rectal wart..

Yeah, seriously, stop! This nigga's about to go full lobster!

by FattyTuna May 30, 2018

Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

Mini lobster claw

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners

I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

Oo-lobs

A derogatory term used by Crips in reference to Bloods. Slobs=Oo-lobs

I'm a Locsta and say f**k all Oo-lobs

by GangTech January 6, 2019