locker thief

A dude in prison who's usually broke or a dope fiend who steals from other people's lockers.

Junebug is a damn locker thief, he took five of my soups I bought at canteen.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

lookies dookie

Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.

Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.

Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.

Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.

C: What?! How serious?

J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...

by see-see October 21, 2010

Lockin

When you don't want to do change or move something (including yourself).

"My mom told me I need to be less sarcastic, but I told her I'm lockin. I'm not gonna change how I act because i like it."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Lockett

Lockett is a last name of a amazing and happy person worth of acomplashing everything.

Niamh Lockett is a very nice person.

by PizzaPuppy November 11, 2019

locke

Someone who is very fucking weird. No matter how much clear it's been put, they just won't know when to stop.

Mark: He kept posting that weird ass shit and i was constantly telling him to stop. What is wrong with him?
Jake: It's useless, just ignore that fucking locke.

by BoomerNotZoomer January 29, 2020

sweat locker

The area/space around the inside of the thighs of a large or obese person.

An area of warm, moist, offensive fetor.

a) Norman released a moist air biscuit into his gag-a-maggot sweat locker.

a) "Watch out! Bean's just vacated the bathroom and it's a real sweat locker in there".

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

Cock Locked

When a person cannot leave his/her male spouse due to the economy, because it would leave one or both without health insurance or for other financial reasons.

Jane lost her job a few years ago, when the economy crashed and hasn't been able to land another. Her husband Joe has become a cheating, verbally abusive prick, who does whatever he wants without fear of being kicked to the curb because he knows Jane is cock locked until she lands a new job with a decent salary and health benefits. Similar to job locked.

by Melhi September 6, 2013