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linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023
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Linda

(Noun) A pejorative name that represents a woman you anticipate wants to start an argument with you and you cut her off by repeatedly saying “Linda” in a patronizing manner. Based on a video that went viral of a young boy arguing with his mom and calling her by her first name, Linda
“You’re being such a Linda right now
“Stop right there Linda I don’t want to argue with you now”
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The most beautiful girl on the whole world. She's very intelligent and very famous. Everyone wants her as best friend. She is beautiful like a star
Gerren Lina is going to slay you all.
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J'lina

A girls name usually a pre-teen or teen. Black hair brown eyes and a annoying brother. J'lina is a good friend and a even better girlfriend. She'll never let you down or leave your side. Jlinas are extremely trustworthy friends and are very responsible people. Everyone needs a J'lina in there lives. J'lina is Puerto Rican.
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A Linda Lee

A paranoid mother who is scared of her kids catching flying m&ms with their mouth.
“NO THATS DANGEROUS” -says a Linda Lee
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Faithful Lina Enjoyer

A loyal person who enjoys the company of Lina, some Lina enjoyers even devote their life to the spread of the Lina cult, founded by Kith and Ash in May 2021.

Lina Enjoyers love and admire their powerful Supreme Leader, and spread the good word at any chance they have.
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