knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

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Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

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Fields Landing

A very cold small town in California right on the bay. consits of crazy people, old people, few kids, a small post office, ampartments, drug dealers, and some docks.

fields landing is the perfect place for enternal punishment.

by S.B.U.S.D.#12 April 27, 2011

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The Blind Leading The Blind

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

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World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of [Pisa])

While the girl is standing and bent over at her waist, while grabbing her ankles, the guy fucks her from behind. Then right before he cums, he pushes her over and jizzes all over her body.

The World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of Pisa) is similar to shoving someone over when doing a hamstring stretch.

by DrewPhillipCunningham June 14, 2010

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