Lavatory Shrew

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

by zzwill December 1, 2011

lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

lavaria

THE BEST OF THE FEMALES!
so beautiful, everybody hates on her, she/he keeps them self together
and stay in they bag.
absolutely LOVES food
will do anything for the ones thats there!
very gansta, but stylish at the same time!
barely have friends
and very nice and talk-a-tive!

lavaria is beautiful and stay in her bag! PERIODTTT

by matchmywave February 7, 2019

andrew lavayen

He is a sexy beast and he gets all the chics

You not even close to being as hot as Andrew lavayen

by andrew lavayen February 6, 2017

Lavanya

Beauty, grace, charm, attractiveness, wit, intelligence... Basically everything that a woman possesses!!

You have so much lavanya, i so totally envy you!!

by LavanyaNupur February 5, 2010

lavapoo

when diarrhea feels extremely hot and fiery upon exiting the turdholder.

Lavapoo is thought to be well above 214.5 degrees according to scientists in Tokyo.

Darrel was not looking forward to walking home with a starfish devastated by lavapoo.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

Lavatory Draft

The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.

Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"

by MyahYvette June 14, 2009