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Lightning Rotor

noun : an enclosed rotating shaft used in spark-ignition internal combustion engines that have mechanically timed ignition, also known as “distributor” in the automotive industry.
If your engine misfires, you may need to replace your lightning rotor .
by Spikeme84 February 24, 2021
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lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths
Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout
by paidcents April 15, 2021
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Lightning Sex

Since the lightning lost, I'm going to have lightning sex.
by Aef06 June 17, 2015
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lightning thumbs

When you type or text extremely fast, causing you to make spelling errors
Guy: Damn she has some fast thumbs!
Other guy: Yeah she's got a bad case of lightning thumbs!
by PrincessLeia April 14, 2017
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Lightning fish

A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.
Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?
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Lightning lame

Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.
Bob chapek said i have to pay 15 dollars for a lightning lame to go on radiator springs racers.
by Tom Coreless fan November 4, 2021
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Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick
You wanna do the lightning rod?
by Rod shocker May 5, 2022
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