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Lightning

Guy 1: "Dude I got it i finally thought of what vaginas taste like!!!"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah? what do they taste like?"

Guy 1: "THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING!!!"
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White Lightning

A cocktail made from denatured alcohol and milk rumored to be consumed by Australian aboriginals.
Michael: Hey Edwin, wanna go sniff some petrol?
Edwin: Nah, I been down to Centerlink. Ima go ride the White Lightning.
Michael: Deadly! Let's do it bloke.
by 34345464575676868678 December 14, 2018
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golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.
That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.
by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018
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golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.
After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!
by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018
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Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.
All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!
by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018
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Lightning Tornado

More popular than Logan Paul and pewdiepie with not more than 30 subs on yt.

He made his first debut in a whatsapp group with his rap called “Yo yo yo I am chow bo fung”
Lightning tornado is my fav potato and tomatoes
by pseudochicksn September 20, 2018
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Lightning Shark

A lightning shark is a situation where it's impossible to get what you are hoping for. There's nothing you can do about it. If a shark comes down from the sky fast as lightning while you're doing your thing, what can you do about it if it's headed your direction? Lightning sharks are a big part of life and we just have to deal with it.
That was a lightning shark
It's a total lightning shark when I gotta rush my kid to the hospital but my car breaks down on the way there.

It's such a lightning shark when I'm about to kiss my crush for the first time, but then a fire alarm starts going off and interrupts it
by Temiz December 21, 2023
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