knob wash

n. The act of dipping your dick in a girls' pussy to clean it off after you've fucked her in the ass

"I did her ass in the missionary position so it was easy to get a knob wash in her cunt afterwards!"

by BigBad Wolf May 24, 2006

Knob Jockey

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003

sex knob

Another term for thee wank,cock,dick, etc

"Man Burt has the smallest sex knob around"

"My sex knob recieved a little turning last night"

"All Philleepay does is play around with his unusaully weird shaped sex knob"

by Phileepay August 18, 2006

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

knob goblin

a college co-eds that cannot quit putting the dick in her mouth to save her life

"Holy Shit!! That bitch is sucha a knob goblin. I bet she could take down a pool cue!!"

by yeti042 February 25, 2003

knob tie

When your tie falls out the underside of your shirt, assimilating a knob.

"During the school performance, the main leads tie fell into an awkward position. It was a right knob tie."

by Captain knob tie October 18, 2013

facebook knob

a person who rates his popularity on how many facebook friends he has, (usually in the thousands due to adding everyone they find) also they use words like banter and constantly post status updates asking if anyone comes out, despite the fact that they never go out due to too many things to post on facebook.

facebook knob (status update) - is anyone down to park for some top banter and a bit of footy?

cool dude - no, nobody likes you.

nerd - ROFL

by GOD-zilla June 14, 2010