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Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.
'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'
by Little luxuries April 18, 2015
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elevator knob

When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick
by Tanishaa123 June 15, 2018
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hog knob

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!
by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018
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Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.
I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....
He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy
by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020
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nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.
Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.
by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020
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Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020
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