Kaleb

A gay kid with no friends that is a pervert and is desperet for a friend even though he smells bad and no one likes him. He also has a big nose. And is also a attention whore.

Kid 1: Kaleb is so annoying

Kid 2: I know right he's so freeking gay

by Shaymex January 26, 2018

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

Kalok

A very ugly person who likes to cook. He is the Asian Gordon Ramsey and can cook rice to perfection. If you run into a Kalok marry him right away. You won't be starving every again. Jealousy is not even a point since no girls will stand his uglyness.

No money to eat out? Ask e Kalok to come over and cook.

by Curry noodles with kfc August 12, 2020

kabobed

To get shafted by a pole like a kabob on the grill.

Steve Irwin got KABOBED!

by BioRebel September 4, 2006

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

Kaleb

The wrong way to spell Caleb

“Did you hear about Kaleb? “ “You just spelled it the wrong way” “But we’re talking”

by ctcgoalie September 4, 2020

Kaleb

A freak that has no friends I know because I’m a Kaleb

A Kaleb is a freak a zero and is not as smart as a gold fish. Cheats on games and rages at his brother and punched h on the balls he is also a very smart happy person that has autism.he can be kind sometimes he is also weirdo that is going to hell.

by Furlord September 8, 2020