Definitions by chodie

kalbert 

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

kalbert by chodie May 19, 2003

Chode 

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)

Kirk Alberts has a chode

Chode by chodie May 18, 2003