kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts
wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert
by chodie May 19, 2003
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Chode

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)
Kirk Alberts has a chode
by chodie May 18, 2003
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