johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Alex Johnson

The size of a planet

That is a right Alex Johnson of a thing

by bradcastratesnonce September 25, 2020

nas johnson

young rich nigga

aye bro u nas johnson a young rich nigga
bro u heard he tryna die

by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021

penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.

-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.

by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020

Johnson Alert

What you tell your homies when your Johnson is out. This can be used at any time to alert anyone, not only your homies, that your Johnson is indeed out of your pants; on the loose, if you will.

Guy 1 - Guys my dick is out, and swinging as we speak
Guy 2 - Johnson Alert! Johnson Alert! His Johnson is out!
Guy 1 - You're so stupid.
Guy 3 - Johnson Alert yall!
Guy 1 - I hate you guys.

by xendord November 26, 2022

peyton johnson

Peyton Johnson is part of a YouTube channel called the Johnson fam. The channel has amassed over 1.2 million subscribers. She has collaborated with everleigh rose and has an Instagram account called liv and pey with over 160,000 followers

Peyton Johnson is my favorite YouTuber

by Ldgigtgh July 23, 2019

johnson gains

Any gains or size added to your Johnson. Whether it’s just pumping on a casual Saturday night or ripping cialis or viagra everyday.

Peter: Yo mike I just copped this bottle of viagra, let’s see how this goes with the wife.
Mike: damn Pete, you boutta make some serious Johnson gains.

by Nato12345 August 31, 2021